Hearing Loss Named ‘Sexiest Disability’ by People Magazine

The affliction, which affects some 37 Million Americans, beat out Cerebral Palsy and Tourettes to claim top spot among diseases which men and women would reportedly ‘still smash’ as it claims dominion over the sufferer’s fragile human form.

THURSDAY - Nyle DiMarco accepted this award on behalf of hot deaf people everywhere and thanked the disabled community for the confidence and participation.  "I feel like deafness has the puppy dog vulnerability of Cerebral Palsy but you can actually wipe your own ass" said DiMarco on the red carpet. 

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